Oust

I saw an ad today where a woman was saying that she can kind of put up with garlic, but when she's cooking with onions, she needs to use Oust air sanitizer, because the smell would get up into the kids' rooms and stay there. Why does this woman hate her children? Fried onions and garlic are some of the best smells known to man. Why are you depriving your kids of that smell and foisting some terrible chemical fragrance on them? A sociologist told me there is a 40% chance these children will grow up to be serial killers.